In case you’re hiring, Times Square car bomb suspect Faisal Shahzad’s resume is now available on the web:
Here’s a quick resume update that Faisal Shahzad hasn’t yet had time to complete since he’s a little tied up right now:
— Developed new incendiary methodologies for cars that won’t blow up
— Successfully tested and analyzed ‘No Fly List’ efficiency under extreme pressure
— Volunteered and initiated communications with concerned governmental parties
— Tried out for the new reality TV show, Worlds Biggest Loser.” and lost.
— Presently undertaking a much needed sabbatical within a gated community