Hillary Clinton Adopts and AlienLooks like Bill Clinton isn’t the only one in the family with a few relationships he’d rather keep secret! According to the World weekly News, Hillary Clinton “adopted” and alien baby, and source say that plans are in the works for a few play dates with ex-Presidential candidate John Edward’s new love child.

For some reason, the Aliens seem to really love Democrats, since those are the only ones they abduct and communicate with on a regular basis. So they picked Hillary Clinton to raise their bug-eyed bundle of joy so that it too one day could be President of the United States and thus become the first true Alien President.

Hillary’s alien baby has an IQ of 402 and will skip elementary school Instead it wil begin taking classes at Harvard (where it should feel right at home!) when it is only 3 years old.




Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here