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Study Reveals Width Is More Important To Women Than Length

We all know the stories about Asian men's sexual prowess, or the lack thereof, and the age old jokes about the "size issue"but is any of it true?

A recent study shows when it comes to penises, length matters more to men than to women.

About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one, according to two studies included in the review. Eighty-five percent of women reported being satisfied with their partner’s penis size, compared to only 55 percent for men.

The review, conducted by Drs. Kevan Wylie and Ian Eardley of the Porterback Clinic and Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield and St. James’ Hospital in Leeds, United Kingdom, respectively, combines results from more than 50 international research projects into penis size and small penis syndrome (SPS) conducted since 1942.

“The issue of attractiveness to women is complex, but most data suggest that penile size is much lower down the list of priorities for women than such issues as a man’s personality and external grooming,” the researchers write.

That's right, fellas, a good comb and a lint brush is more important than a penile pump and a bottle of Viagra!

But are Asian guys really smaller than their Western counterparts?  Actually, no. According to this study, the notion that penis size varies according to race, for example, is false.  Ironically is is the guys with the normal sized schlongs that are more worried about being too small than the guys with micropenis syndrome:

One surprising finding was that small penis syndrome (SPS), also known as the “locker room syndrome,” is much more common in men with normal sized penises than those who have so-called micropensises (penises with a flaccid length of less than 2.7 inches). An Internet survey of more than 52,000 heterosexual men found that 12 percent thought their penises were too small, even though micropenis is estimated to affect only about 0.6 percent of men.

So do the math: if only 0.6 percent of men have micropenises, and Asian men account for over 60% of the worlds male population (since 61% of the worlds population lives in Asia) then even if all the micopenises in the world belonged to Asian men (and fat white guys are proof that's not true!) that wouls still mean that over 99% of Asian men are average in length, or better.

One young Asian lady wrote complaining that Asian men are no good in bed.  Maybe the young lady is hanging with the wrong crowd, looking for love in all the wrong places, or maybe she doesn't realize that most guys are pretty awful in bed.

Video Responses from the experts:

charismatichype thinks size doesn't matter, but will not say of Asian men are smaller or not. So evidently she thinks they are. Smaller, that is.

CocoaAndMe thinks this is a racist plot by bigots to make Asian men look bad. Or by women trying to make Asian men look bad.

TimothyDeLaGhetto2 admits he has a small penis.  This guy has balls.

Comments  

 
0 #22 Richard Truong 2010-08-30 05:24
Very well said. My name is Richard Truong from Toronto Canada, i'm an animator. and i'm not afraid to admit it that I HAVE A SMALL PENIS AS WELL. So peace out you haters. Kiss my small penis.
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0 #21 ugh 2010-08-26 23:31
btw, I don't like thick women as much as thin women.
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0 #20 ugh 2010-08-26 23:30
Sounds like a load of poo. 85% of women said their partner's thing is perfect? Lol! They said that to be nice. It's more like I hear 85% of women want something that 85% of men don't have.

“The issue of attractiveness to women is complex, but most data suggest that penile size is much lower down the list of priorities for women than such issues as a man’s personality and external grooming,”

-All things being equal, a bigger dick is better for her according to her.

In the end, women need to shrink their vaginas more because those things stretch like stretch arm strong. Like laffy taffy and elastic all in one.
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0 #19 Rich 2010-08-03 03:09
@Jason

So what if Asians in Japanese porn have small dicks? Honestly, as an Asian myself, their dicks are quite small. Do you know what that means?

It means that they don't give a damn about sizes. Think about it. There are MANY with bigger sizes in the Asian population than those in porn. Yet, most you see have quite small penises.

So either they prefer small penises, or don't really give a damn about sizes.

Now go do something better than generalizing off of something that doesn't make any sense.
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-3 #18 Lowers productivity 2010-07-24 17:50
According to a recent 'National Sleep Foundation' poll (March 2010), one in ten African Americans have sex every night, whereas one in 25 Americans of European descent do the business every night but only one in 100,000 East Asians admitted to ever having joyful sex in their entire lives.
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+1 #17 sarah 2010-07-14 01:00
I have seen some sexy Asian dudes and I don't give a crap about their penis as long as I can see their face.
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+4 #16 random 2010-06-29 00:22
Quoting my asian is hot:
The only asian I was with was a bit smaller, but also much better at using it...very hot, eager to please and could go a long time.


I ABSOLUTELY AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT. I'VE ONLY BEEN WITH ONE ASIAN AND HE IS PRETTY AVERAGE, BUT WORKS IT LIKE A GOD.
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+2 #15 my asian is hot 2010-06-28 00:51
The only asian I was with was a bit smaller, but also much better at using it...very hot, eager to please and could go a long time.
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0 #14 Rick Lee 2010-06-22 20:19
Quoting Rick Lee:
10 years after starting my site on this and we're still talking about it.. I am a 100% Asian Man, have had sex with over 1000 women and I've been told I am pretty good in bed :)


Btw the site is asian - man dot com .. that's with a "dash"
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0 #13 Rick Lee 2010-06-22 20:18
10 years after starting my site on this and we're still talking about it.. I am a 100% Asian Man, have had sex with over 1000 women and I've been told I am pretty good in bed :)
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