Daddy's Little Hooker

Monday, 14 June 2010 17:18

Written by Giovanni

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A married Israeli businessman away from home on a business trip checked into a hotel and, immediately feeling lonely, called an escort service.  Fancying young girls, he requested that the service to send up their youngest looking hooker to spend the night with him.

A short while later there was a knock on his door, and upon opening it, he got the surprise of his life.  Standing there all hookered up was his own young daughter whom he had not seen since she had left home at a young age.

The man was so shocked he went into cardiac arrest, suffering a mild heart attack. Lucklily he quickly recovered and rushed home to tell his wife what had happened.

The first thing the wife did was to track down her daughter and find get her out of the prostitution business. The second thing she dod was to file for divorce.

The facts: According to the BBC, this is a true story.

The moral? You don't have to be former New York Governor Elliott Spitzer to regret hiring a hooker.