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Wednesday, 19 June 2013 04:05

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One night a lonely girl had been eating shwarma at a snackbar. She wen there because the cute guys who worked there gave her frrebies and had been especially generous with the yummy garlic-and-yogurt sauce. After her meal she went bar hopping, but suddenly fell ill and collapsed.

A doctor at the scene diagnosed her as having acute food poisoning, so an ambulance was called and she was taken to the hospital. There the contents of her stomach were pumped out and sent to the laboratory for testing.

To the dismay of hospital staff (not to mention the poor victim) they discovered a large quantity of sperm inside her stomach, which was later diagnosed as having been produced by at least five different males.

After the victim clarified to the hospital staff that she did not voluntarily swallow this, the police was alerted. They immediately focused their attention on the snackbar, and after a couple of days the five employees at the bar confessed to having pulled this awful trick.

Of course the snackbar was closed immediately and all employees were sent to prison.

The Facts

According to urban myth expert Lee Rudolph: Being a UL doesn't keep a story from being true; but the story you've told is suspect in at least a couple of details.

(1) The girl in your story was diagnosed as having acute food poisoning, so an ambulance was called and she was taken to hospital. But ingestion of semen doesn't cause acute food poisoning! though your own language in the post ("it's gruesome", "awful trick", etc.) is a reminder that the thought of ingesting semen can provoke significant (and possibly stomach-turning) anxiety in some people.

(2) Upon analysis, the "large quantity of sperm inside her stomach" was later diagnosed as having been produced by at least five different males. But simple kinds of analysis wouldn't show that! (Gussy up the story with oh-so-fashionable DNA testing if you want to keep this detail.)

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Do Asians Really Eat Black People?

Wednesday, 19 June 2013 04:05

We know from personal experience that most Asians do not believe in wasting food and therefore will eat just about anything. Our Urban Myths question of the day comes from Dan in Queens, NY. Dan asks:

" I saw a few pictures of Asians eating a black man. We have plenty of Asians here in Flushing Queens and I see that Chinese people like eating just about anything including snakes, lizards, jelly fish and even dogs.. My question is, do Asians really like to eat black people?"

Below are a few of the pictures Dan is talking about. These are probably safe for work, but not for your stomach or state of mind. Careful, these are not easy pictures to stomach, pun intended:

At first is does appear that these Thais are indeed eating a black man, and seem to be quite happy about it. MMM. Tastes like chicken, pass the gravy! However it appears that what is really happening is a medical autopsy of some kind. On closer examination it appears the dead man is discolored due to his unfortunate condition and is likely also Asian.

So what are they eating on those plates? Why so happy? Probably some nice spicy Pad Thai with rice.

Here are the rest of the images, if you have the stomach..

The funny thing is the stories of Asians eating people do not ent there. Another story goes like this:

In a show of power, a Chinese man stabs a white male on a bus 50 times. The bus had over 30 passengers but it was filled with cowards as no one helped the slain victim. As a show of power the Chinese man held up the head of the white victim and roared at the crowd. To power up he recharged by gobbling up the intestines

. As he devoured the victim like a Tiger finishing off his prey, the crowd's jaw dropped in astonishment.

Barracaded by several members of the crowd, the assassin was locked in the bus as police arrived to take him in as a prisoner. The assassin stood strong but the forces of the police was too powerful for him to overcome. So off he goes to jail. No word has been spoken from the assassin. To be continued.

Truth or myth? Either way it's enough to make you a vegetarian.

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